Questions I Get Asked A lot
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009Generally people aren’t that original. Especially webcam chatroom customers. It’s inevitable that if you are a webcam model you will get asked the same questions all day long, every day. This isn’t a good or bad thing, it just is what it is. We are all guilty of this, even me. When I log off of my webcam for the night and I start surfing random webcam girl’s chatrooms, the first questions that come out of my fingers are usually “How old are you? Where are you from hunny?” so I GET IT!:)
But sometimes, it does get old and I have to get creative. Esp when I am doing my CamZ shows to a crowd of 1000+ chatters, and I have something new and exciting planned for every show, then I get stuck answering the same 5 questions every show. I went back and watched my archives once and I give the same 10 min speech about why I’m not a pornstar and why I don’t do B/G on cam.. now I don’t mind answering this question, but I literally did and said the exact same thing for like 5 shows in a row! ugh!
So here is a list of answers to the most common questions I get asked. So now next time you chat with me you will have to come up with something original to say!:)
Question:Where are you from?
Answer(happy Aaliyah): I just moved to SoCal but I’m originally from Chicago and the East Coast!
Answer(crabby Aaliyah..or after I’ve been asked 100 times): I’m from your fantasies baby! Don’t you recognize me? (which usually gets a “come on, just tell me” response LOL)
or
“You have a naked girl on the bed in front of you and you want to talk about location? Does it really matter where I say I’m from? I could be in Alaska right now and it wouldn’t really matter.. cause I’m on your computer screen rt now, ready to do anything you tell me to, so lets talk about something more interesting!”
Question: How old are you?
Answer(happy Aaliyah): I’m 23 my bday is March 3!
or
“Depends on who you ask, if you ask Barely Legal or Tight magazine, I turned 18 a couple months ago. There’s also a website out there that lists me as a “milf” so you decide :)”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): Why don’t we just skip the bullshit and you TELL ME how old you want me to be today?
Question: Will you fuck me? (or “How much $ does it cost to fuck you?)”
Answer(happy Aaliyah): oh hunny you were looking for an escort today? You are TOTALLY on the wrong website! I don’t do that and it’s actually illegal for you to try to solicit sex from me here so I’m sooo surprised you even asked! In fact, I don’t think any of the girls here do that kinda thing, they are webcam models not escorts. You came to the wrong website completely hehe!:)
or
“Sorry I don’t fuck for money IN PERSON.. but if you take your pants off and sit back and watch me, I will put on an amazingly hot show and make you cum super hard and we can CYBER FUCK.. thats the only thing that happens on this website, are you down with that? You seem really horny today!”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): I don’t make house calls, I’m not a hooker. If you don’t want a webcam show then why did you come to this website? (Sometimes I will even kick the person from my chat room if I’m super crabby)
Question: Why are you so skinny? Don’t you ever eat?
Answer(happy Aaliyah): “Awww thanx for calling me skinny baby that’s very sweet! Sure I eat I just have good genes!:)”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): “Telling a girl she’s too skinny is like telling a girl she’s too fat, it’s rude. Yeah I eat a lot but I also work my ass off burning calories doing acrobatics on camera every night for you!”
Question: Do you have toys? Do you do anal?
Answer(happy Aaliyah) “Yes I have lots of toys!” (pan the camera over to my massive pile of sex toys) “And more than half of these go up my butt! I love anal!”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): “YES I have lots of toys! I don’t do much with them until you click into private though.. after you do that we can start talking about which holes I will stick them in for you!:)”
Question:”My girlfriend and I love to watch you on your webcam! Will you fuck my girlfriend while I watch?”
Answer(happy Aaliyah): “oooh your girlfriend watches internet porn with you? You are a LUCKY MAN! Let me see your girlfriend let’s get to know each other and see how it goes..”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah)”ooh ur girlfriend watches online porn with you? You are a lucky man! Let me see your girlfriend and if I like her, and if she is willing to sign a model release and prove she is over 18 with a valid ID, then maybe I’ll fuck her on camera while you sit in the chat room and watch! We can even give you a discount!;) Or if you’re really lucky, we might even let you hold the camera!!!”
Question: “How much money do you make doing this?” or “At 4.99 a minute you must be rich by now!”
Answer(happy Aaliyah): “a million gazillion dollars! I’m filthy rich I just do this for fun! Now who’s next?!”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): “Oh please how much of that 4.99 a minute do you think us webcam models actually get? I’ll give you a hint, it’s less than half. If I made so much money doing this do you really think I would be working 5-6 days a week, sometimes until 12, 1, 2am? I make a good amount of money but I spend it as fast as I make it, on bills and stuff like that. It isn’t cheap to live in California but I work hard enough to be able to afford a crappy apartment that’s close to the beach and internet service so I can keep on chatting with you guys!”
Question: What’s your favorite size of dick?
Answer(happy Aaliyah): “It’s not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean baby! Size doesn’t matter to me! I’m a tiny little girl with a tight little pussy so NUMBER of inches is not the number I am concerned about. I am more concerned about NUMBER of orgasms you can give me and NUMBER of minutes/hours we fuck for! So stop being shy and let me see your dick! As long as it’s hard I promise you I will like it!”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): “oh PLEASE why are men so obsessed with cock size?! You guys watch too much porn if you think it will take a 10inch dick to please me! Some of you guys are so obsessed about cock size it seems a little gay. But what can I expect you men are also obsessed with breast size, hair color, etc.. Why do you think every guy in porn has a huge cock and the women have huge tits? Cause you guys are obsessed with size! Get over it and work on getting and keepng your dick hard!
Question: Are you a pornstar? What movies have you been in?
Answer(happy Aaliyah): “Well I wouldn’t consider myself to be a pornstar but a lot of things I do on camera and on my website are very PORNOGRAPHIC! I’ve been so lucky to fuck a lot of well known “big name” pornstars and work with a lot of “big name” porn companies on camera but never for a “movie”, everything I do goes on my website. MY website is def considered a “porn website” though, so I’ll let you decide!:”
Answer(crabby Aaliyah): “Is it YOUR fantasy that you get to chat with/cyber fuck a real pornstar on webcam? If so, then YES I’m a pornstar. If you are looking for a girl-next door type, then NO, I’m not a pornstar, just an everyday normal girl!:)”
Aaliyah Love XOXO <3
