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XBiz 2013 Pics

Monday, January 14th, 2013

I have been scouring all of the blogs and pages and pages of pics for pics from the XBiz awards. I have found some hilarious ones. I wanted to post as many as I could find for you guys before I left for AVN!

I decided on this dress last minute. The belt broke 20mins before I hit the red carpet. But I pulled it all together just in time:)

That’s me, always perving on some girl.. and always keep it classy on the red carpet LOL!

Funny story.. Aiden Ashley txtd me and said “I saw a pic of you peeing on the red carpet” I said “WHAT?!” Then I found this.. and had to take to Twitter to explain LOL!!!

I told her I was actually picking up my salad and purse that I sat behind the photographers.. but I knew the cameras were on me, so of course I was going to crouch down in such a slutty way.. again.. always a lady:)

I do see how she could of thought that tho.. I DO look like I’m up to no good here..

Pic of the salad, for proof.  Lily Cade is so sweet, she carried this damn salad around in a big paper bag for like an hour before I got there. She had people ask her about it varying on asking her if she has drugs in it (yeah, Lily and her bag of drugs she always walks around with.. LOL!) and someone else thought it was her purse.. doh! My friends are awesome.

I have no idea who I saw but obviously I was VERY excited to see them LOL

So that’s all of the pics I have found so far. I didn’t take any, my phone is too crappy to take any sort of half decent pics. I am sure there’s more out there.. if anybody finds more, plz email/tweet them to me?  I will post them on my blog when I get back from the avns..

Then I will start scouring the internet for avn pics, and post those here too!;)

 

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Funny WebcamSlut Faces and Photoshoot Tomorrow

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

I just wanted to share this with you guys because it totally had me cracking up!

AaliyahLove.com member and overall cool dude @goldengamingod has a blog where he promotes all of the hottest porn/webcam girls, including me!  One of my fav parts are the screencaps of my weekly feature webcam shows. (the hour long webcam shows I do weekly that are free for all AaliyahLove.com members)

This blog post was about the funny faces us girls get caught making sometimes on camera!  When I saw the caption I thought “oh no.. he’s gna post up some super embarrassing unflattering pics!” But actly they’re super funny and totally made me laugh!

 

 

The rest of the blog post with other girl’s funny faces can be found here:

http://goldensgirls.com/2011/08/funny-face-blooper-cam-caps/

Speaking of looking funny.. my next feature webcam show is tomorrow night from 7-8pm PST!  I hope to see all of my awesome members there!!  I have a photoshoot with @ChekiNoir during the day and we plan on doing a Gothic/Lolita themed photoshootthat involves this super awesome black and white dress and black wig with pigtails that I plan on wearing home and during the webcam show!  This should be fun:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Surgery Day Ramblings

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

So right after my wisdom teeth surgery I took to Twitter to distract me from the pain and boredom.  I was still pretty out of it when I started, and I continued to tweet NON STOP until I passed out that night like 10 hours later.  So instead of repeating myself and trying to sum up everything I shared on Twitter with you all the other night, I’m just going to cut and paste everything from my Twitter page that day!  I left in the @messages that made sense and went along with the convo and took out some other “side convos” that wouldn’t of made any sense since you guys would only be able to see one side:)

I warn you it’s long and rambly and not all of it makes sense!  I’m also posting the one embarrassing pic I posted that morning, with me being miserable with a mouth full of cotton.

I have plenty more pics that get increasingly worse (in more ways than one) and 3 videos that were taken AS I was waking up from anesthesia that are worth a thousands laughs!  These are going to be posted in the member’s area ONLY and will only be up for a limited time.  I need a few days to download to my computer and pick out the best ones, so stay tuned because I will let you guys know when I decide to post them!

Im always the last on the plane..what’s the rush?

U suck at twitter haha RT @DreamnetFaith69: I’m unfollowing you because you don’t follow back:@AaliyahLove6O

Omg Im in Oregon..so weird! Goooodnight everyone! Tmrw morn is surgery blaaahh LOL xoxoxo

So they drugged me up+put me in a chair. Just occurred to me I now have 0% chance of escape. Fuck.

They’re gna let me keep my teeth so I can gross my friends out w them cooooooll!

KC tells me to have a calm+eventful procedure: @KCGrizzly nothing w me is uneventful u know that haha Im already wrecking havoc in this office haha

Surgery is over I guess..im very high+confused rt now (that was fast!)

(this is when I stop to take 3 diff videos..OMG are they funny!)

I think I just took aomse vids but im rly nor sure rt now im hiiiighhh

(wow I dont even remember posting some of these tweets LOL!)

Ok funny gross sad pics and vids taken! Im too fucked up to figure out how to upload the,,prob best I get a good ???

just fell asleep+woke up when they were talking abt me on the tv..or at least I thought they were..I think I’m fucking confused hah

@DragonJ14 the vids will be posted in my members area only..for a short time only! They’re super funny so I have to but..def not looking good

I keep poking/pinching my numb face..is this my lips..my cheek..my chin?! I can’t feel them at all! Sooo weirddddd

Christ asked me if my Uncle played any pranks on me during surgery, like he did with some of my other cousins:@ChrisMTL no nobody messed w me at all! he says he only messes w the girls..little princesses like me get the VIP treatment:) #lovemyfamily

@ScottieHeartz it Sooo weird! At least im not drooling on myself.. at least I don’t think I am? Hehehe

@KCGrizzly go ahead and laugh baby..that’s what I’m here for! can’t make u cum looking like this so the next best thing is laugh:)

@ScottieHeartz I’m laying in bed so I can drool away+sleep in a puddle:) mmm sounds comfy right about now haha (comfy,

really? ok, this must be when the drugs started kicking in more haha!)

@ItsTheRocketeer nah not really my lips+chin are just numb.. and I’m in pain..can’t stop looking at the holes in the mirror! (uh, holes in my mouth that is)

talking about the teeth they let me keep.. I refound them later that day! (is refound a word?!)
@DragonJ14 they’re not supposed to let u have them but I’m special:) ahh fuck I think I lost mine haha

Just had my webmaster post a blog for me called Right Now plz check it out! I think its time for me to go beddy bye

Kinda bummed the only thing I can’t do on my fone is access my AaliyahLove.com member’s emails U guys would be getn some interesting replies

Trying to sleep so the pain will go away but I also took lots of drugs to make the pain go away so now I’m too high+distracted to sleep haha Thursday,

No swelling..so only from the cotton I keep stuffing into my face..so faaarrrr RT @ferrall420: @AaliyahLove69 Do you have chipmunk cheeks ? (this changed later OMG!)

@JustinSteere can’t access my blog or members emails from my fone its so lame:(  (even when I’m in a drug fog and just out of surgery..I’m thinking about my sweet members!:)

@ferrall420 oh yes my uncle is a top notch surgeon:)

(ferrall asks me if I said anything funny during surgery) @ferrall420 I don’t think so but uncle wasn’t there when I woke up he has 2nd surgery. Im sure Ill hear all abt it tonite hehe

Do people read my timeline before asking questions like this or..? #duh RT @ItalianHubbee: @AaliyahLove69 did you go to the dentist? (haha I’m so mean)

LOL RT @toughcity:cottonmouth, but not the kind you get from weed.Nah, the kind that says ‘hey I just had 4 teeth ripped out of my mouth’

(already missin my webcam too!) @streamate Im totally down rt now too haha..can’t wait to get back on my webcam..prob another 4-5 days ahh!

(crazymike asked about where I’m going on vaca in June) @crazyjamoke29 Mexico w my BFF if I can get the $ by the time she wants to buy the tickets! I haven’t been on a real vaca in abt 2 years ahh

@crazyjamoke29 dunno yet but I def wont be announcing the exact location of my vaca until its over #dontwannamakeittooeasyforthestalkers

@crazyjamoke29 that’s if I go..its 50/50 rt now. Need to sell like 100 more pairs of panties haha  (yeah, still need to make way more $..should be working right now to make it but.. you know:)

@crazyjamoke29 all I know is it’ll be a private resort right on th beach where no kids are allowed w a sexy room I can take smut pics in (priorities! no kids to bother me and a room I can shoot porn in and a beach, what more could you want in a vacation spot?!)

Ok not only is the whole right side of my face is swollen but its also bruised! My whole jay is a big purple bruise..really sexy!

Wish my left side would swell+bruise too so I could at least look even! Right now Im just a one sided chipmunk..

(angusblu asks me “what jay means” and I go off on him..LOL!) @angusblu Its a typo dude.Im not gna tell u what it means because I bet ur smart enough to figure it out;) talking abt the side of my face..

Sorry but it just amazes me when people can’t read thru typos these days..its a pretty simple concept #duh #commonsenseissexy (bitchy Aaliyah coming out)

(but he took it well so I apologized..kinda) @angusblu no worries babe just given u shit;)I always speak my mind..those that can hang become friends. Those that can’t can go away hehe:)

Ok now the pain is making me a little crabby..should I log off now or just keep on telling people like it really is? LOL

Btw when I do call people out for being retarded,its only because Im not self censoring as much as I usually do..I always think like thisLOL (so I guess what I wanted you all to know here is I’m always a bitch in my head, just sometimes I’m better at not letting it out than others? LOL! I have no idea what I was talking about..)

@KathieGullionPH fuckin spam bot..my blogs are about food fucking..like shoving produce up my pussy..not restaurant coupons #lame (so whats the point of telling a BOT off, they’re a bot?! I think I just wanted to mention “food fucking to be honest)

I want to but Im in too much pain to sleep this sucks ass RT @greg072: @AaliyahLove69 Need to get some rest girl (-:

I appreciate my family letting me recover here in their plush ass house but I just wanna go home:( I miss my bed my dog my tv my bathtub

Gna leave these teeth under the pillow tonite..I know its been awhile but I hope the tooth fairy hasn’t forgotten abtme!:)

(KC asks me how much the tooth fairy used to give me$) @KCGrizzly it used to depend for me..usually a buck or two, but it would include a letter, both covered in glitter!

@KCGrizzly one time I wrapped my hand around the tooth then duct taped my hand shut so she would have to wake me up to get it..didn’t work

@KCGrizzly just like the time I set up boobytraps for th EasterBunny! Trip wire in the kitchen, a stack of metal cans behind my bedroom door

(unilineartubasends me a sweet poem abotu the toothfairy) @unilineartuba aww so sweet!:) Coming from u I expected the toothfairy to be anally raping someone by the end of the poem or something haha

U know how sometimes u fall asleep somewhere not ur house+wake up+u dunno where ur and it takes u like 10 secs to figure it out?

That just happened to me but it took me a solid MINUTE to figure it out..LOL! sooo out of it! :) (I seriously had no idea where I was for, a WHILE!)

Cool u can have them u creepy girl! RT @angelazodiak: @AaliyahLove69 I want your teeth!!! #creepy  (I wonder what she wants to do with them?)

I bet I got unfollowed a lot today I tweeted sooo fucking much LOL! Sorry guys..my fone+ur tweets are the only thing that got me thru 2day (I did..130 unfollowers in all! I dont blame them, look how much I fuckign Twittered in one day OMG!!!!)

(so now I’m feeling guilt and wondering how to make it up to the people who didn’t unfolllow me) Ahh I was gna go thru my fone pics+post a random naked pic 2 make up for it but plixi will delete my account..that I just opened today grr:(

(explaining for the 100th time my pic uploading system dilemas) @donrhule sexypeek doesn’t have fone upload feature

(or do they now?) I use MobyPic but the android app is crap I’ve had to delete it 3x :(

@Gentle_Canuck I don’t make the rules..I just follow them! (Sometimes ha) alrdy suspended from TwitPic, TweetPhoto+Yfrog #lame

@Gentle_Canuck wouldn’t be a big deal if the MobyPic would work good. It seriously #fails about 80% of the time! So weird

@Gentle_Canuck no I have no more room in my life for more twitter pic apps LOL! Besides Im gna try to start posting pics on my blog 1st+linking from there which is the smartest thing for me to do. Except for special occassions like today/tmrw :)

Ill post some random non nude pics instead! let’s see what I can find on my fone..

http://plixi.com/p/94724453 haha BTS pic from upcoming super awesome scene shot by @richcash we shot 975 pics+90 min video! Fun!

http://plixi.com/p/94723395

http://plixi.com/p/94726218 probably the sexiest pic I’ve ever posted on Twitter

http://plixi.com/p/94727079 last one for the night! I love this pic shot by @JayAllanPhoto this set will be going live in 2 weeks I think!

It was harder than u think to fine NON nude pics on my fone LOL!

Me thinks I have to cut and paste all of my crazy tweets from today+post on my blog..it would be fucked up if I didn’t! And sprinkle in some of the funny pics I took of myself today! That way I wont repeat myself so much haha and a lot of my members read my blog but dont do the Twitter! #goodideaAaliyah! #Imfullofthem

Thanx for hangin out w me today guys it really helped me pass the time+get my mind off of the pain! I think I’m gna try to go to bed now..

 

DAMN I Tweeted so much this day this has to be the most I ever did!  I literally laid in bed and did nothing but tweet from the time I got home from surgery (about 12noon) till the time I passed out (probably 2am?) with a couple of naps in between!  I was in so much pain and you guys really helped distract me and get me thru, better than any mind numbing tv show!  I love my fans and this is a great example right here why!

Tomorrow I’ll post a blog about my “Surgery Ramblings Day 2″ so please let me know if you liked this blog post or not, if it made sense to you or not
(it just occurred to me the people who don’t read my Twitter but only my blog might be confused by the “Twitter jargon” let me know if thats the case! I hope not tho!

It’s the closest to on going commentary about this whole ordeal from me that you’re going to get!  I probably tweeted every 5 minutes or less those 2 days..OMG out of control haha!:)

Goodnight everyone!!:) XO

OMFG LOL!!!!

Friday, March 18th, 2011

OMFG I just opened an email containing 2 pics from earlier this week and  now I am laughing so hard I think I just peed my panties a little bit (oopsie!)

These were taken 2 days ago during my shoot in Vegas.  That’s Ric Young my photographer!

I bought those ears for a sexy Easter scene but they look so much better on him, I think I should let him have them!  LOL!   OMG we have so much fun during our photoshoots!

and here’s our “I’m a naughty girl!” looks.. sexy huh?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA I’m still laughing!  One of the many reasons I love working with Ric is because he doesn’t take himself or life too seriously, and he’s able to laugh at himself!  I love people like that!!

Hope everyone is having a great weekend!  I will see you all at my member’s webcam show tomorrow??

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Some Silly Random Phone Pics!

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

My phone beeped at my today and told me my memory was full and I needed to dump some pics aaaahh!  I wish I had one of those cords that I could plug my phone into my computer so I could upload all 320 pics at once but I don’t so I had to sit on my couch and email them to myself one by one!  I got thru about 30 of them in an hour then gave up.  Boy did I find some weird funny stuff too!  So here’s some of the funniest pics I found, hope you guys like!

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Just a random pic I took with my phone the other day sitting in my car! I really dig this scarf and was having a good hair day :)

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Give me some candy!

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ummm..I don’t even know?! hehe

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This is the cap I wear when I go tanning so the UV rays don’t mess with my hair.  Then I walk around outside all day in Sunny California hehe..go figure?

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you gotta lick it before you stick it!:)

I’m going to email more to myself tonight before I go to bed and I’ll be posting a bunch in my “personal pics” folders in the members section all week!  It’s be awhile since I had anything to post there!  I will announce it here and prob during my next members webcam show when I do to let you know!:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Just Added 2 New Personal Pics Folders!

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Hey I just wanted to let you all know that I just added two new folders to my ever growing personal pics section!

The first one is a folder I added during “Foot Fetish Week” then forgot to add pics to.. the “Foot Fun (+mani/pedi pics)” folder now has about 20 pics of my fav foot shots, such as these:

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and the 2nd folder I added is “Aaliyah Love Bloopers Pics” which is prob going to be everyone’s fav folder.  I even added a hilarious caption to every pic.  Some of the pics were taken form my past “WTF Am I Doing In This Pic? AKA Aaliyah Love Bloopers” (this title was too long for the personal pics folder so I just shortened it to “Aaliyah Love Blooper Pics” hehe) and some are sooo embarrassing that I couldn’t bear to post them on my blog but had to share them with my members. There’s 2 in particular that I will prob take down in a day or two so hurry up and go see them now and have yourself a good laugh before I change my mind!

I was thinking if the bloopers pic folder is a hit I could add an “Aaliyah Love Blooper Vids” section sometime in the near future.  Too bad I am such a perfectionist that most vids and pics that get taken of me that aren’t perfect get deleted right away but I am always making more mistakes and doing funny clumsy things at my shoots so it would prob not take long to get a good collection for that section hehe!:)

So plz do me a favor and if you check out my personal pics (under “Aaliyah’s Corner” go to the left hand side click on personal pics) and you like the pics that I post plz leave a comment so I know you were there and you are liking what you see? :)

Aaliyah Love XOXO  I<3 U!

Blooper Pics #2

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

So I promised you all more blooper pics when I reached 2000 followers on Twitter.com, and WOW that happened in a day and a half!  So I guess you guys like to laugh at me huh? :)  Well I have 8 more here, and 3 of them are sooo embarrassing I don’t know if I have the nerve to post them.  Or if I do I’m afraid I will chicken out and delete them tomorrow hehehe.. but fuck it I’m facing my fears and posting them anyways!  These pics make me laugh so hard and if they can make you guys laugh too then I am happy :)

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Ok, WTF am I doing in this pic?!  Defying gravity?  I think I’m trying to figure out how to point my toe and balance on it so my thigh doesn’t get squished in the couch while a fan is blowing at my face, giving me extreme cotton mouth.  For every 3 pics like this I take out of the set, there is one where I look flawless and natural and that’s all that matters :)

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Again, WTF?!  This pic makes me LOL!  My photographers just weren’t understanding how I was going to make making a pitcher of lemonade sexy, so I think I was trying to explain it to them here.. Just turn the cam on and watch me do my thing!:)  This turned out to be one of my fav sets :)

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How funny are pics that catch you half way through a blink or saying something?   I look like a drunk girl on prom night trying to show off my bra or something bwahaha!

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Here’s another classic half-blink, teeth sticking out, half smile pic.  Funny funny :)

Well there you go guys.  I have 4 funny pics left and I will be posting them eventually..:)

Aaliyah Love

Overcoming My Fears

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

After I posted my spa weekend pics I had sooo many emails about the pic of me wearing no makeup that it got me thinking.. I have always been such a perfectonist when it comes to what is put on my site, some would say even a “nit picker”.. My photographer will take 200 great pics and I narrow it down to 70 or 80, I will do videos that I will watch later and decide to not put up because of bad lighting or something noticable only by a small few.. Some people say I have a problem!

So I have decided to face my fears and have started collecying “blooper” pics from every set I go through from now on.  The folder is called “WTF am I doing in this pic?!” and already has 4 HILARIOUS pictures of me doing something strange/weird/funny that I def didn’t mean to do.  I got the idea after looking through the handful of pics that were sent to me from the shoot I did with Ashley this weekend, there was one pic in there that made me laugh for 10 minutes straight until I could barely breathe!  My first thought wasn’t “OMG how embarrassing!  I better delete this before anybody sees it!” but it was more like “OMFG this is sooo funny I HAVE to post this on my blog!!” so I guess I am getting better already :)

It’s gna take some time for me to collect enough pics to make a decent funny “bloopers” blog, every set up until now was edited over and over again by me, so you guys are just gna have to wait patiently until I get them!  Something tells me I will have plenty by the time I get the pics back from my last 2 shoots:)   Not only will this help get me over my fear of having not perfect pics of me posted, but will def make us all laugh :)

I hope you all had a good weekend!  I will cya online at webcams.com tmrw night!1 (Monday)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

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