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Help Me Find AEE and AVN 2013 Pics!

Monday, January 21st, 2013

They have been pouring in very slowly, but I have seen only a few pics from AEE and AVN so far. I’m sure everyone coming from from Vegas is still in recovery mode.. I know I still am!  But I also know how good some of my fans are at searching thru the internet and finding things I haven’t even seen of myself yet. And I bet in the next few days a whole bunch will be posted all over the internet!

So if you guys find any pics of me or friends of mine from AEE and AVN 2013 plz send me some links and I’ll post the best ones here on my blog:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

so far I was about to find a couple close up red carpet pics

This pic of my friend “JUST DAVEXXX” who shoots/directs for Brazzers probably on our way t the bar after i had a long day of signing

and this pic that was taken prob an hour later, after we met up w some of the people in out group)

I know over the span of those 4 days I had to of taken tens of thousands of pics.. now I’m on a cyber mission to find as many as I can! Help me guys, let’s see what we can find!:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

XBiz 2013 Pics

Monday, January 14th, 2013

I have been scouring all of the blogs and pages and pages of pics for pics from the XBiz awards. I have found some hilarious ones. I wanted to post as many as I could find for you guys before I left for AVN!

I decided on this dress last minute. The belt broke 20mins before I hit the red carpet. But I pulled it all together just in time:)

That’s me, always perving on some girl.. and always keep it classy on the red carpet LOL!

Funny story.. Aiden Ashley txtd me and said “I saw a pic of you peeing on the red carpet” I said “WHAT?!” Then I found this.. and had to take to Twitter to explain LOL!!!

I told her I was actually picking up my salad and purse that I sat behind the photographers.. but I knew the cameras were on me, so of course I was going to crouch down in such a slutty way.. again.. always a lady:)

I do see how she could of thought that tho.. I DO look like I’m up to no good here..

Pic of the salad, for proof.  Lily Cade is so sweet, she carried this damn salad around in a big paper bag for like an hour before I got there. She had people ask her about it varying on asking her if she has drugs in it (yeah, Lily and her bag of drugs she always walks around with.. LOL!) and someone else thought it was her purse.. doh! My friends are awesome.

I have no idea who I saw but obviously I was VERY excited to see them LOL

So that’s all of the pics I have found so far. I didn’t take any, my phone is too crappy to take any sort of half decent pics. I am sure there’s more out there.. if anybody finds more, plz email/tweet them to me?  I will post them on my blog when I get back from the avns..

Then I will start scouring the internet for avn pics, and post those here too!;)

 

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Hump Day Pic Teaser

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Here’s some pics from this week’s update here at AaliyahLove.com.  Missy Martinez was so much fun to play with, and is such a sweet girl, I have such a huge crush on her now!  (Usually people get crushes BEFORE they ever get to fuck someone, but in my line of work, sometimes things are backwards haha)

I think the scene description I wrote pretty much sums up what I want to say to you guys about the adorable Missy:

” This is Missy’s first (but hopefully not last) time here at AaliyahLove.com, and I think you guys are going to like her as much as I do! Not only does she have a GREAT personality (1 look at her Twitter shows you shes just as smart and hilarious as she is sexy) but she has a great body, HUGE boobs, and the most perfect pussy I have ever seen. I think I said to her at LEAST 20 times that day “Omg, your pussy is.. PERFECT!” you can even see it on my face in some of the pics, LOL! Not only that but we had great sexual chemistry and we both came really hard. I can’t wait to hear what you guys think about this scene:) ”

I honestly hope I didn’t creep Missy out too bad, but I literally could NOT stop telling her what a perfect pussy she has!  It’s AMAZING, I’ve never seen anything like it before! Well, once you watch the scene, you will see what I mean;)

The look on our faces here says it all I think. Missy is in exctasy, waiting for me to get that tongue back on her pussy, but I’m too busy looking at the camera going “is this thing for real?!” LOL!

We had a lot of fun w this scene and I think you will too!  I can’t wait to hear what you guys think of Missy. I think we need to get her back on AaliyahLove.com ASAP, what do you guys think?:)

 

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Another Picture Contest

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

You guys should know by now that there’s 2 reasons why I do scene naming contests..

1.I really like giving away stuff! Especially to my biggest and bestest fans! (if you are a real fan you won’t tell me that bestest isn’t a word btw) I like the whole concept of giving away free porn to those that DESERVE it!

This time I was thinking of giving away any DVD in my store to the winner or winners (I wouldn’t dare pick it out myself, because I don’t know which DVDs people already own, etc..)

http://aaliyahlove.com/MCE/ayl/0/myStore

2.I am REALLY bad at coming up for names for my scenes..like, HORRIBLE! You will see the scenes I named myself here on my website, such as

“3 Girls in Pastels”

“Aaliyah Love in Red”

“Aaliyah Love in Blue”

yeah, I told you, I SUCK! I feel like I have unlimited creativity and motivation when it comes to designing these scenes in my head, and then acting them out in front of a camera.. BUT when I sit down to give them a name, my mind goes BLANK!  You guys are SO much better at it than me, you ALWAYS come up w really great titles! So once again, I need your help!

These pics are going to be posted as one of the “Friday Wildcard Bonus Updates.” For those of you that don’t know, every other Friday I post a bonus update that is usually something completely different than the solo or g/g pic/vid scene that goes up every Wednesday. It’s my chance to try something new and different and step out of my normal “porn boundries” without depriving you guys of the types of scenes you’re used to seeing here at AaliyahLove.com. It could be a funny behind the scenes video, a set of non-porn pictures, a short video, etc.. you just never know!  That’s why it’s a “wildcard” :)

I really like this set of pics and think they deserve an awesome name. My bright idea was “Avant Garde Aaliyah Love” or something with the word “Purple” (“Purple Haze” came to mind..even tho I already have a scene called that..doh!) but I know you guys can do better!:)

Ill be picking a winner sometime around October 1st. It will be the 1st give away in a month worth of give aways and contests to celebrate the 4 year anniversary of AaliyahLove.com:)

I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with!:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Silly Girls

Saturday, June 30th, 2012

Just realized it’s been awhile since I posted a blog!

With Instagram and the MobyPic services both going down today, I was reminded that I should be posting more pics right here on MY BLOG!:)

I’m sad I didn’t get to promo my 3some scene with Destiny Dixon and Cherie DeVille when it came out here at www.AaliyahLove.com a couple weeks ago.. I was too busy making porno to talk to you guys about my porno.. ironic, no?

But it’s never too late to post pics of hot girls doing hot things… is it?

I like this pic it makes me LOL and think “ahhh we are silly girls!” :)

This year Cherie and Destiny both because 2 of my fav girls.. to fuck, and just in general!  I hope my members like them as much as I do, because I plan on fucking them on camera for you all to watch as MUCH as I can this Summer!  I actually have 2 more g/g scene with Cherie to post here soon.. would you guys like that?:)

I hope you’re all having a great weekend! What are your plans for the weekend? Tell me!

Today (Saturday) I went to my 2nd hot yoga class, which most def deserves a blog post of it’s own. Then I spent the rest of the day eating fruit, answering emails and cleaning my house. Such a glamorous life I have LOL!  I just shot 3 sexy custom videos in my bedroom for people  owed them to last week, when I was sick. I am finally getting over my cold and now playing “catch up.” I have SO MUCH on my to do list and not enough time to get it all done..plus I had to cancel 8 shoots since I was sick last week and I’m hoping I can reschedule at least most of them..AND fit them into my schedule sometime.. ahhh!  Tomorrow (Sunday) I have a trade shoot (which means no pay, but anything we shoot I get to use for my website..yay!) with Angela Zodiak.  We have 4 pic sets planned. I am going to try to shoot some behind the scenes video also. I know you guys always like that, right? One of the sets is very artsy, original and something like I haven’t posed here yet. I don’t want to give too much away just yet tho! ..Stay tuned!;)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

#TittyTuesday

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

I know I posted this blog a little late in the day, but I have been running super boring/stressful errands ALL DAY LONG and this is my first time in front of my computer ahhh!  Anyways, without FURTHER adieu, This is a pic from a scene that will be posted soon here at www.AaliyahLove.com.

..what do you think I find in the dishwasher?  ..THEN what do you think happens?  hehehe.. You’re just gna have to login and find out in 2 weeks from now when this scene goes live!:)

 

And HAPPY #TITTYTUESDAY everybody!  The first of 2012, I hope you had a great one!:)

 

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Happy Titty Tuesday From Barbie

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

I just love this pic it makes me LOL! This is my blank Barbie look, get it?  Oops, how did I end up here and what happened to my clothes?:)

 

 

This is from an upcoming scene shot by Tammy Sands for Twistys and AaliyahLove.com!:)  We had a LOT of fun with this scene!:)

Happy Titty Tuesday my fellow freaks and pervs!  I hope you like my pic;)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

Help Me Name Next Week’s Scene!

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

I am super excited to finally be posting this scene you guys!!:)

You know..this one!  I’m sure you have seen me post random pics from this scene here and there for a loooong time now!  Well… I finally got the entire set fresh from the photographer this weekend, so it will be going live next week! waaahhooo!!!:)

But I need your help!  I need to chose a name for this scene and I want to know what YOU think I should call it?

Jay Allan, the photographer, and I were lovingly referring to it as “Cosplay Slut” even tho I’m not exactly dressed up as any sort of specific cosplay character..I’d like to think that I do look like some sort of horny Japanimation girl, which someone once told during a webcam show that that is what I reminded him of, and I always took it as a huge compliment!   But I would kind of feel like a poser calling it “Cosplay” since I’m not rockin any sort of specific costume, just a short skirt and some blue hair! (but does it really matter? Hmm..)

Here’s the first time I posted pics for this scene.. actually they’re just a couple of low-rez pics I took with my phone

http://blog.aaliyahlove.com/aaliyah-love/crazyyyy.html

Then here’s a blog I posted while I was editing down the pics form this scene.  Another low-rez pic I took  with my phone, this time of the actual computer screen!

http://blog.aaliyahlove.com/aaliyah-love/feelin-more-blue.html

..and here’s a teaser pic I randomly posted on the blog one day

http://blog.aaliyahlove.com/aaliyah-love/feelin-blue.html

I called the blog post “Feelin Blue” because it’s the first semi-cute phrase I could think of that I could come up with that had to do with the blue hair. (duh, this isn’t rocket science!)  But I think it could also be slightly ironic, if I call it “Feelin Blue” since I have such a huge cheesy grin in every pic.. right? I’m a big fan of slightly ironic!;)

I’ll admit, I’m really bad at coming up with scene names, and sometimes I sit around and over think it, like you see me doing here.  Or sometimes, every once in awhile, my tech support team that uploads the videos for me gives the videos names and I’ll just leave whatever they chose.  This is when you see scenes like “pink dildo on the couch” or “naked outside” and “naked outside again” LOL!

I have been on some girls websites that have super cute and witty little titles for every scene and I wish I had that skill but I just don’t…it probably isn’t a big deal, and I’m sure some of you are going “oh, I’ve never even noticed the scenes have titles.. there’s..words.. on this website?” ..am I right? LOL!

But I am really proud of this particular scene, plus I have been waiting forever to get it from the photographer to post, so I want to give this pic set the royal treatment that it deserves!

So help me out guys, what do you think I should name this scene?:)

Cosplay Slut

Feelin Blue

Aaliyah Love’s Blue Period

???

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

 

 

Surgery Day Ramblings

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

So right after my wisdom teeth surgery I took to Twitter to distract me from the pain and boredom.  I was still pretty out of it when I started, and I continued to tweet NON STOP until I passed out that night like 10 hours later.  So instead of repeating myself and trying to sum up everything I shared on Twitter with you all the other night, I’m just going to cut and paste everything from my Twitter page that day!  I left in the @messages that made sense and went along with the convo and took out some other “side convos” that wouldn’t of made any sense since you guys would only be able to see one side:)

I warn you it’s long and rambly and not all of it makes sense!  I’m also posting the one embarrassing pic I posted that morning, with me being miserable with a mouth full of cotton.

I have plenty more pics that get increasingly worse (in more ways than one) and 3 videos that were taken AS I was waking up from anesthesia that are worth a thousands laughs!  These are going to be posted in the member’s area ONLY and will only be up for a limited time.  I need a few days to download to my computer and pick out the best ones, so stay tuned because I will let you guys know when I decide to post them!

Im always the last on the plane..what’s the rush?

U suck at twitter haha RT @DreamnetFaith69: I’m unfollowing you because you don’t follow back:@AaliyahLove6O

Omg Im in Oregon..so weird! Goooodnight everyone! Tmrw morn is surgery blaaahh LOL xoxoxo

So they drugged me up+put me in a chair. Just occurred to me I now have 0% chance of escape. Fuck.

They’re gna let me keep my teeth so I can gross my friends out w them cooooooll!

KC tells me to have a calm+eventful procedure: @KCGrizzly nothing w me is uneventful u know that haha Im already wrecking havoc in this office haha

Surgery is over I guess..im very high+confused rt now (that was fast!)

(this is when I stop to take 3 diff videos..OMG are they funny!)

I think I just took aomse vids but im rly nor sure rt now im hiiiighhh

(wow I dont even remember posting some of these tweets LOL!)

Ok funny gross sad pics and vids taken! Im too fucked up to figure out how to upload the,,prob best I get a good ???

just fell asleep+woke up when they were talking abt me on the tv..or at least I thought they were..I think I’m fucking confused hah

@DragonJ14 the vids will be posted in my members area only..for a short time only! They’re super funny so I have to but..def not looking good

I keep poking/pinching my numb face..is this my lips..my cheek..my chin?! I can’t feel them at all! Sooo weirddddd

Christ asked me if my Uncle played any pranks on me during surgery, like he did with some of my other cousins:@ChrisMTL no nobody messed w me at all! he says he only messes w the girls..little princesses like me get the VIP treatment:) #lovemyfamily

@ScottieHeartz it Sooo weird! At least im not drooling on myself.. at least I don’t think I am? Hehehe

@KCGrizzly go ahead and laugh baby..that’s what I’m here for! can’t make u cum looking like this so the next best thing is laugh:)

@ScottieHeartz I’m laying in bed so I can drool away+sleep in a puddle:) mmm sounds comfy right about now haha (comfy,

really? ok, this must be when the drugs started kicking in more haha!)

@ItsTheRocketeer nah not really my lips+chin are just numb.. and I’m in pain..can’t stop looking at the holes in the mirror! (uh, holes in my mouth that is)

talking about the teeth they let me keep.. I refound them later that day! (is refound a word?!)
@DragonJ14 they’re not supposed to let u have them but I’m special:) ahh fuck I think I lost mine haha

Just had my webmaster post a blog for me called Right Now plz check it out! I think its time for me to go beddy bye

Kinda bummed the only thing I can’t do on my fone is access my AaliyahLove.com member’s emails U guys would be getn some interesting replies

Trying to sleep so the pain will go away but I also took lots of drugs to make the pain go away so now I’m too high+distracted to sleep haha Thursday,

No swelling..so only from the cotton I keep stuffing into my face..so faaarrrr RT @ferrall420: @AaliyahLove69 Do you have chipmunk cheeks ? (this changed later OMG!)

@JustinSteere can’t access my blog or members emails from my fone its so lame:(  (even when I’m in a drug fog and just out of surgery..I’m thinking about my sweet members!:)

@ferrall420 oh yes my uncle is a top notch surgeon:)

(ferrall asks me if I said anything funny during surgery) @ferrall420 I don’t think so but uncle wasn’t there when I woke up he has 2nd surgery. Im sure Ill hear all abt it tonite hehe

Do people read my timeline before asking questions like this or..? #duh RT @ItalianHubbee: @AaliyahLove69 did you go to the dentist? (haha I’m so mean)

LOL RT @toughcity:cottonmouth, but not the kind you get from weed.Nah, the kind that says ‘hey I just had 4 teeth ripped out of my mouth’

(already missin my webcam too!) @streamate Im totally down rt now too haha..can’t wait to get back on my webcam..prob another 4-5 days ahh!

(crazymike asked about where I’m going on vaca in June) @crazyjamoke29 Mexico w my BFF if I can get the $ by the time she wants to buy the tickets! I haven’t been on a real vaca in abt 2 years ahh

@crazyjamoke29 dunno yet but I def wont be announcing the exact location of my vaca until its over #dontwannamakeittooeasyforthestalkers

@crazyjamoke29 that’s if I go..its 50/50 rt now. Need to sell like 100 more pairs of panties haha  (yeah, still need to make way more $..should be working right now to make it but.. you know:)

@crazyjamoke29 all I know is it’ll be a private resort right on th beach where no kids are allowed w a sexy room I can take smut pics in (priorities! no kids to bother me and a room I can shoot porn in and a beach, what more could you want in a vacation spot?!)

Ok not only is the whole right side of my face is swollen but its also bruised! My whole jay is a big purple bruise..really sexy!

Wish my left side would swell+bruise too so I could at least look even! Right now Im just a one sided chipmunk..

(angusblu asks me “what jay means” and I go off on him..LOL!) @angusblu Its a typo dude.Im not gna tell u what it means because I bet ur smart enough to figure it out;) talking abt the side of my face..

Sorry but it just amazes me when people can’t read thru typos these days..its a pretty simple concept #duh #commonsenseissexy (bitchy Aaliyah coming out)

(but he took it well so I apologized..kinda) @angusblu no worries babe just given u shit;)I always speak my mind..those that can hang become friends. Those that can’t can go away hehe:)

Ok now the pain is making me a little crabby..should I log off now or just keep on telling people like it really is? LOL

Btw when I do call people out for being retarded,its only because Im not self censoring as much as I usually do..I always think like thisLOL (so I guess what I wanted you all to know here is I’m always a bitch in my head, just sometimes I’m better at not letting it out than others? LOL! I have no idea what I was talking about..)

@KathieGullionPH fuckin spam bot..my blogs are about food fucking..like shoving produce up my pussy..not restaurant coupons #lame (so whats the point of telling a BOT off, they’re a bot?! I think I just wanted to mention “food fucking to be honest)

I want to but Im in too much pain to sleep this sucks ass RT @greg072: @AaliyahLove69 Need to get some rest girl (-:

I appreciate my family letting me recover here in their plush ass house but I just wanna go home:( I miss my bed my dog my tv my bathtub

Gna leave these teeth under the pillow tonite..I know its been awhile but I hope the tooth fairy hasn’t forgotten abtme!:)

(KC asks me how much the tooth fairy used to give me$) @KCGrizzly it used to depend for me..usually a buck or two, but it would include a letter, both covered in glitter!

@KCGrizzly one time I wrapped my hand around the tooth then duct taped my hand shut so she would have to wake me up to get it..didn’t work

@KCGrizzly just like the time I set up boobytraps for th EasterBunny! Trip wire in the kitchen, a stack of metal cans behind my bedroom door

(unilineartubasends me a sweet poem abotu the toothfairy) @unilineartuba aww so sweet!:) Coming from u I expected the toothfairy to be anally raping someone by the end of the poem or something haha

U know how sometimes u fall asleep somewhere not ur house+wake up+u dunno where ur and it takes u like 10 secs to figure it out?

That just happened to me but it took me a solid MINUTE to figure it out..LOL! sooo out of it! :) (I seriously had no idea where I was for, a WHILE!)

Cool u can have them u creepy girl! RT @angelazodiak: @AaliyahLove69 I want your teeth!!! #creepy  (I wonder what she wants to do with them?)

I bet I got unfollowed a lot today I tweeted sooo fucking much LOL! Sorry guys..my fone+ur tweets are the only thing that got me thru 2day (I did..130 unfollowers in all! I dont blame them, look how much I fuckign Twittered in one day OMG!!!!)

(so now I’m feeling guilt and wondering how to make it up to the people who didn’t unfolllow me) Ahh I was gna go thru my fone pics+post a random naked pic 2 make up for it but plixi will delete my account..that I just opened today grr:(

(explaining for the 100th time my pic uploading system dilemas) @donrhule sexypeek doesn’t have fone upload feature

(or do they now?) I use MobyPic but the android app is crap I’ve had to delete it 3x :(

@Gentle_Canuck I don’t make the rules..I just follow them! (Sometimes ha) alrdy suspended from TwitPic, TweetPhoto+Yfrog #lame

@Gentle_Canuck wouldn’t be a big deal if the MobyPic would work good. It seriously #fails about 80% of the time! So weird

@Gentle_Canuck no I have no more room in my life for more twitter pic apps LOL! Besides Im gna try to start posting pics on my blog 1st+linking from there which is the smartest thing for me to do. Except for special occassions like today/tmrw :)

Ill post some random non nude pics instead! let’s see what I can find on my fone..

http://plixi.com/p/94724453 haha BTS pic from upcoming super awesome scene shot by @richcash we shot 975 pics+90 min video! Fun!

http://plixi.com/p/94723395

http://plixi.com/p/94726218 probably the sexiest pic I’ve ever posted on Twitter

http://plixi.com/p/94727079 last one for the night! I love this pic shot by @JayAllanPhoto this set will be going live in 2 weeks I think!

It was harder than u think to fine NON nude pics on my fone LOL!

Me thinks I have to cut and paste all of my crazy tweets from today+post on my blog..it would be fucked up if I didn’t! And sprinkle in some of the funny pics I took of myself today! That way I wont repeat myself so much haha and a lot of my members read my blog but dont do the Twitter! #goodideaAaliyah! #Imfullofthem

Thanx for hangin out w me today guys it really helped me pass the time+get my mind off of the pain! I think I’m gna try to go to bed now..

 

DAMN I Tweeted so much this day this has to be the most I ever did!  I literally laid in bed and did nothing but tweet from the time I got home from surgery (about 12noon) till the time I passed out (probably 2am?) with a couple of naps in between!  I was in so much pain and you guys really helped distract me and get me thru, better than any mind numbing tv show!  I love my fans and this is a great example right here why!

Tomorrow I’ll post a blog about my “Surgery Ramblings Day 2″ so please let me know if you liked this blog post or not, if it made sense to you or not
(it just occurred to me the people who don’t read my Twitter but only my blog might be confused by the “Twitter jargon” let me know if thats the case! I hope not tho!

It’s the closest to on going commentary about this whole ordeal from me that you’re going to get!  I probably tweeted every 5 minutes or less those 2 days..OMG out of control haha!:)

Goodnight everyone!!:) XO

LOL

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Someone just sent this to me on Twitter. It made me LOL!

 

 

I hope everyone is havin a good weekend!!:)

Aaliyah Love XOXO <3

 

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