Caption Contest Cold As Ice Pics
It’s been awhile since I did any blog contests, I think this will be a fun way to start 2012 off!:)
This one is a “picture caption contest“ You chose 1 of the 2 pics (or both) and write a caption for it. The funniest and wittiest captions will be the winners, chosen by ME! I love to laugh and my fans have great senses of humor, so I am expecting you all to have me cracking up!:)
It only seemed fitting that I use 2 pics from this year’s first update, “Cold As Ice.” If you read my last blog post you will see I really like this set!:)
I will choose 3 winners, and they will have their choice of 1 of 3 prizes from me.
The prizes are an autographed smut mag with yours truely on the cover, an autographed 8x10 (your choice of any picture from this website) and a pair of my panties.
I’ll pick the winners in 1 week Sunday night, Jan 8.
Anyone can enter and make me laugh but only members of AaliyahLove.com can be winners of the prizes. (It only seems fair, since the prizes I have to give are so friggin awesome)
Make me laugh!!
and BTW.. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!:)
Aaliyah Love XOXO <3
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January 1st, 2012 at 7:49 pm
pic#1 i will make your wildest dream cum true or be you lorena bobbit!
pic#2 cum to the light but its not cumming on my face! Fail
January 1st, 2012 at 7:56 pm
1) I knew I should’ve wiped the cum off my hands before I slapped my ass and leaned on this wall.
2) God’s cock really is made of light!
January 1st, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Top pic: Near-muff experience: “Go into the light….”
January 1st, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Picture 2: “I still feel like I have to sneeze. Not working.”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Picture 1: “I wanted a fleshlight OF my ass. Not a flashlight IN my ass!”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:03 pm
1) “I wanted a fleshlight OF my ass. Not a flashlight IN my ass!”
2) “I still feel like I have to sneeze. Not working.”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Bottom picture: “You guys like impressions? Here’s my impression of a moth. Just imagine I have fucking wings, okay?”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:17 pm
So, I have to post here just to make jokes with you?! eh.
Happy New Year!
XOXO
Piper Patron USA
January 1st, 2012 at 8:19 pm
1) “DON’T MAKE ME PULL MY WEAVE OUT, GUUUUURRRRLLL!!”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:21 pm
2) How do flies get in there, and can never get back out? Either way, ewww, dead flies.
January 1st, 2012 at 8:24 pm
2) Some people will go to great lengths, even as far as burning their own retinas, just to get a prescription for medicinal marijuana.
January 1st, 2012 at 8:27 pm
1) A common lesson in any photography class is: “Back-lighting subtracts two pounds from most vaginas”.
January 1st, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Either one: Would you please quit fucking around and get me a beer while you’re in there?
January 1st, 2012 at 8:33 pm
2) “So there isn’t a little Eskimo that runs out and turns this thing off when I shut the door?”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:34 pm
This isn’t how I remember that episode of Punkie Brewster where Cherie gets stuck in a refrigerator.
January 1st, 2012 at 8:35 pm
1. You are sure if I pull on my hair this hard I will cum?
2. How long do I have to stair at the light before it cums on my face?
January 1st, 2012 at 8:36 pm
1) According to my nippleometers, this fridge is working quite nicely.
January 1st, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Another one for #2
“Can you check to see if I have a bats in the cave?”
January 1st, 2012 at 8:47 pm
2) *light-bulb over head, indicating idea* “I have an idea, I’ll send Dan a DM on twitter, knowing full well he can’t DM me back because I don’t follow him! BEST IDEA EVER!!!”
January 1st, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Pic 1: Behold the power of my vagina! It could run the City Of Philadelphia for 6 weeks.
Pic 2: “Wow. Thank God I didn’t have dessert @ lunch!”
January 1st, 2012 at 9:39 pm
#1 They had to rename the brand from Frigidaire to Nymphoaire after the “Aaliyah Love Incident.”
The Maytag Man finally got a service call he wanted to answer.
I couldn’t believe the package said “Refrigerate before fucking,” but I was very happy with the results!
#2 She was fascinated by the delicate interplay of door and switch. Light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off.
Fun contest! Love these pics :)
January 1st, 2012 at 9:48 pm
#2 I wonder if I can fit this into my “shiney things” box
January 1st, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Pic 1. “You call that deep? I call that a bad fuck”
January 1st, 2012 at 11:17 pm
Pic 2. “I wonder if I could use this light as a dildo?”
January 1st, 2012 at 11:23 pm
1. grrrr first you take my clothes ,you want the hair from head as well
2. you think they can see me under this economy bulb ,Im not so sure!
January 1st, 2012 at 11:46 pm
So wat its a refridgerator… coz its not the refrigerator dat makes the place HOT Its me dat makes the place Hot…
January 2nd, 2012 at 1:08 am
1. Fuck, this wig won’t come off!
2. Don’t ask a blonde, “Have you seen the light yet?”
January 2nd, 2012 at 2:40 am
1) after seeing the photo, Alice Cooper has rewritten Cold Ethyl:
One thing I miss
Is Aaliyah and her radiant kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, let me squeeze you in my arms
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, cum and sleaze me with your charms
One thing, no lie
Aaliyah’s steaming as a Chicken Pot Pie
She’s gives great head
And got to mention…Aaliyah’s freaky in bed
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, let me squeeze you in my arms
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, cum and sleaze me with your charms
Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe
One thing, it’s true
Aaliyah, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Aaliyah likes a kinky lay
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, let me squeeze you in my arms
Aaliyah, Aaliyah, cum and sleaze me with your charms
Come here, Aaliyah
What makes you so hot?
Ooh, so hot…ooh…
Aaliyah, Love, Aaliyah
Aaliyah, Love, Aaliyah
Aaliyah, Love, Aaliyah
Aaliyah, Love, Aaliyah
If I live till I’m 97
You’ll still be waiting on Internet heaven
Cause you’re hot, you’re fire
Aaliyah, you’re my lusty desire
2) I think this Lite Brite is broken
January 2nd, 2012 at 2:44 am
pic1 – If its glowing she’s blowing.
pic2 -What is this bright object ?
January 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 am
For Pic 1:
- You paid a lot for this fridge. Did you really think it would only come with free ice cube trays?
- Narnia is right through that doorway. As you can see, there’s something far more impressive than a talking lion there.
For Pic 2:
- Um, I know I love all things Disney but that doesn’t mean I want to end up in a deep freeze like Walt!!!
January 2nd, 2012 at 8:03 am
pic #1: Cheeeeezzzzzzzzburgerzzz
Pic#2: So the light does stay on when you close the refrigerator door. Now how did end up in here?
January 2nd, 2012 at 8:59 am
1) Carrots…. Strawberries… too easy… for my Members I’m going to attempt to magically stick the fridge inside!
2) “Precious….. my Precious…..”
January 2nd, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Top Pic: Asian Cumming face like someone just came in my fortune cookie
Bottom: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: ONE!
January 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 pm
LOL!!!!!! I’m not gna say which one just made me almost spit my tea all over my monitor but damn you guys are funny! I knew you wouldn’t let me down! Keep em cominnnnn!!!
January 3rd, 2012 at 8:27 am
1. This is how I do Pigtails….Like a Boss!
2. I’m sorry if I’m easily distrac….hey bright light! Where were we?
January 3rd, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Pic 1: Come towards the light, it’s just like heaven.
Pic 2: Sooo pretty. I wonder what will happen if I touch it, bzzzzzz.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:04 am
1. Men never had problems finding Aaliyahs clit, since she had the 40 watt bulb installed
2. Aaliyah always heard the saying “when one door closes another one opens” and thought it happened automatically. Till she stayed in the refriderator for 3 days
January 8th, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Picture 1 – The invisible man, could have at least used some lube before he stuck his fat transparent dick in my ass.
Picture 2 – Ohhh shiiiinnnnnnyyyyy. . .
January 8th, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Pic #2 So this is how Lindsay Lohan feels.
Pic #1 Like this dumbass. This is how you pull hair.
January 8th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Pic 2. Wow ,didn’t think the anal probe b that big. Ahh well,the things u have to do for mankind
January 8th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Pic #1 Kanye West just interupted Taylor Swift AGAIN!!! Grrrrrrrrrr
Pic #2 DUDE these mushrooms are tripping me out, what is this magical source of brightness. Maybe i can turn it off if i keep starring at it.
January 9th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
pic #1 … Checkout my glow in the dark pussy, bitch!
pic #2 … Damn it, who the fuck turned the light on!
January 11th, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Do you have a medical marijuana licence? I know you do
Please send me some stuff
contact me
thanks
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:01 pm
@Kiss seriously? That statement is SO full of FAIL I don’t know where to begin, BUT it WAS one of the top lines that made me laugh.. and that was the point of this blog;)
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:01 pm
ok guys I have FINALLY picked a winner for this contest, about to write a new blog post announcing the winners!!
Thank you to everyone who participated, you guys are some funny mother fuckers, and you never disappoint me!:)
I will have to do another one of these real soon!:) XOXO